- Captain Man: Okay, who are you?
- Jack Frittleman: Why don't I just show you?
- [curtain rises, revealing Jack Frittleman standing inside an unbreakable glass booth]
- Captain Man, Kid Danger: [in unison] Oh... my... Guhhh...
- Captain Man: Sorry, no idea who you are.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, you're not looking real familiar.
- Jack Frittleman: [in disbelief] I'm Jack Frittleman!
- Captain Man: Mmm...
- Kid Danger: Does not...
- Captain Man: ...ring a bell.
- Jack Frittleman: You blew up my factory.
- Kid Danger: Ahhh...
- Captain Man: Gonna need you to be a little more specific.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, we've, uh... we've blown up a couple factories.
- Jack Frittleman: The Frittle Chip factory!
- Captain Man, Kid Danger: [in unison] Oh, yeeeah.
- [finding nobody at the grand opening, Captain Man gasps in delight]
- Captain Man: Is this a surprise party for me?
- Kid Danger: No, Ray, don't do this again.
- Captain Man: It's a surprise party, isn't it?
- Kid Danger: No. It wasn't a surprise party at that empty gas station, it wasn't a surprise party at the bathroom store, and it certainly wasn't a surprise party at my grandmother's funeral.
- Captain Man: Yeah, that was the saddest surprise party ever.
- Kid Danger: That's 'cause it wasn't a surprise parry!
- Henry Hart: We have another grand opening?
- Captain Man: You bet your butt we do.
- Henry Hart: I hate grand openings. I hate the fanfare, I hate that weird new store smell, I hate Ray making it all about himself...
- [fairly much the exact opposite of what Ray just said]
- [with less than five minutes before the bomb goes off]
- Miles: I'm good.
- Kid Danger: Yeah, why aren't you freaking out?
- Miles: Because I'm on the path to greatness.
- Captain Man: What?
- Kid Danger: Yeah, what?
- Mika: He read it in a cookie...
- Miles: A FORTUNE cookie. It said, "You are destined for greatness," so that's my destiny.
- Captain Man: So? I once had a fortune cookie that said, "Your hair will fall out." I mean...
- Miles: Then that's your destiny.
- Captain Man: You wanna step outside, buddy?