- [during an introduction]
- Casey MacDonald: Christmas is a time to celebrate peace and love. It's a time to give.
- [sighs]
- Casey MacDonald: Unless you're Derek, in which case it's a time to celebrate yourself. Which is pretty much what he does all year long.
- Aunt Madge: I'm just sorry to be missing Derek. Tell me, what's it like to have such a wonderful older brother?
- Edwin Venturi: I have no idea.