Psych (TV Series)
If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead? (2007)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : The meeting's at two, we'd better hurry.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [checking his watch] It's two-eighteen.
Shawn Spencer : Well, *somebody* had to to have the Belgian chocolate fondue, didn't they?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That was you, Shawn.
[pause]
Shawn Spencer : Well played, sir.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Now, kissing someone for the first time can be tricky business. I like to employ the Kadeem Hardison method. When you're on a date...
[several hands go up]
Shawn Spencer : Ah, I can sense a question forming in all of your little minds. If it's "Who is Kadeem Hardison?" or "How do we ask someone on a date?", put them down.
[hands go down]
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [Shawn coughs after a cloud of dust comes out of a file drawer he just opened] What are you doing?
Shawn Spencer : Getting the Plague, apparently.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Look at this class. You're all a bunch of dudes.
Girl That Looks Like a Boy : Um, we're girls.
Shawn Spencer : That's awkward.
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Shockley : We made notes for you. Bullet points you might wanna try to hit. Don't show any fear.
Goddard : Don't split any infinitives.
Shockley : Don't dangle your participles.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : At least not in public.
Shawn Spencer : Look, if I understood what you guys were saying... I'd still be a virgin.
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Shawn Spencer : A chance to go undercover in high school, a la "21 Jump Street." Obviously I'm Johnny Depp. Sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Why can't I be Richard Grieco?
Shawn Spencer : Why would you want to be Richard Grieco?
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Shawn Spencer : Why are you so eager?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Same as you: I was a KING in high school!
Shawn Spencer : Just because you carried a scepter doesn't make you a king.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's because I was in "Macbeth".
Shawn Spencer : Dude, you played Banquo's kid.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Did something happen here on Friday night?
Jemison : Oh... um, no, nothing springs to mind... uh...
Shawn Spencer : I can sense you're lying. Spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.