Psych (TV Series)
If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead? (2007)
Calum Worthy: Shockley
Quotes
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Shockley : We made notes for you. Bullet points you might wanna try to hit. Don't show any fear.
Goddard : Don't split any infinitives.
Shockley : Don't dangle your participles.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : At least not in public.
Shawn Spencer : Look, if I understood what you guys were saying... I'd still be a virgin.
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Carlton Lassiter : [about Kirk] He's wearing makeup.
Shockley : Is he gay?
Shawn Spencer : No. Well, maybe. Look, I don't...I don't know.
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Shockley : Shouldn't you be doing psychic stuff? Someone could be killed in the next forty-eight hours... possibly one of us.
Shawn Spencer : If you're so smart, why don't you solve the thing?
Shockley : Midterms. Duh!
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Shockley : Guys, can you help us?
Shawn Spencer : Is a lizard's skin dry and cracked?
[kids whisper to each other for several moments]
Goddard : We believe that it is.
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[Shawn has just accused Kirk of a fifteen year old murder]
Carlton Lassiter : What, are you nuts? He's a kid.
Shawn Spencer : True. So how could this be possible, class?
Shockley : Time travel. He cryogenically froze himself in order to travel to the future.
Shawn Spencer : No.
Goddard : He's a clone of the original!
[pause]
Shawn Spencer : Know what? Never mind, guys. Just... save it for your online role-play.