Psych (TV Series)

If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead? (2007)

Jeffrey Tedmori: Goddard

Quotes 

• Shockley : We made notes for you. Bullet points you might wanna try to hit. Don't show any fear.

  Goddard : Don't split any infinitives.

  Shockley : Don't dangle your participles.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : At least not in public.

  Shawn Spencer : Look, if I understood what you guys were saying... I'd still be a virgin.

• Shockley : Guys, can you help us?

  Shawn Spencer : Is a lizard's skin dry and cracked?

  [kids whisper to each other for several moments] 

  Goddard : We believe that it is.

• [Shawn has just accused Kirk of a fifteen year old murder] 

  Carlton Lassiter : What, are you nuts? He's a kid.

  Shawn Spencer : True. So how could this be possible, class?

  Shockley : Time travel. He cryogenically froze himself in order to travel to the future.

  Shawn Spencer : No.

  Goddard : He's a clone of the original!

  [pause] 

  Shawn Spencer : Know what? Never mind, guys. Just... save it for your online role-play.