The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Moss and the German (2007)

Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman

Quotes 

• Roy : If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

• Roy : People, what a bunch of bastards.

• Jen : [just got off the phone with Douglas's PA]  Right, I'm off. Douglas is on his way down.

  Roy : So?

  Jen : Well, to be honest, he's been making advances. He keeps asking me if I want to go for a ride in his helicopter.

  Roy : I wanna go for a ride in the helicopter!

  Jen : Then grow a pair of tits.

  Roy : [more to himself]  If I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter.