Bob Saget: In the Dream State (1990 TV Special)
Bob Saget: Self
Quotes
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Bob Saget : The point of all this--aren't you relieved there's a point? I am. The point is my wife's sick, so I'm on call tonight if the kids need me, which would normally not be a problem... but tonight I've got to get my 'beauty sleep' because I tape my big TV special tomorrow night.
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Bob Saget : [Climbing hill up to the Hollywood sign] Oh man! I can't believe my manager booked me in this place. How are they gonna get an audience up here, helicopter? Ow! another burr... this one's huge. It's Raymond Burr!
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Bob Saget : Mom, Dad... look, I love you both very, very much. And I'd never want to hurt you... .but your food is so bad, I can't explain to you in words how much I hate it.
Bob's Dad : You used to eat my veal chops like they were going out of style!
Bob Saget : That's before I discovered restaurants.
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Bob Saget : I actually think the REM state is the dream state, and if that's true, you might be wondering, "Why isn't your wife Sharon floating next to you?" There's a reason for that: she feels like crap. Besides, she knows I'm taking care of the kids tonight, so she's probably off in Tahiti with MacGyver.
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Bob Saget : [Eating green eggs and ham, with plush toys in the other chairs] You guys want some of this? Nah, you're probably stuffed!
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Special Guest Appearance : Hey Bob! Me and your daughter, we're in love! We're gonna get married! Whoo!
Bob Saget : Great. I'll call the rabbi.
Special Guest Appearance : Is that a note of sarcasm I detect in your voice? Do you think I'm a loser? You don't think I'm good enough for your daughter? Take a look at this, pal. Take a good look at this, buddy! I'm RICH! I am loaded! I got money coming out of my ass!... literally. Hang on, it takes a minute for me to get it... .ungh!