Mort Sertner: Bob's Dad

Quotes 

• Bob Saget : Mom, Dad... what are you doing here?

  Bob's Dad : We wanted to make sure you ate before your show.

  Bob Saget : I don't have time to eat, I'm late!

  Bob's Mom : You don't have time for dinner?

  Bob's Dad : Your mother dried out the chicken just the way you like it--smothered in ketchup!

• Bob Saget : Mom, Dad... look, I love you both very, very much. And I'd never want to hurt you... .but your food is so bad, I can't explain to you in words how much I hate it.

  Bob's Dad : You used to eat my veal chops like they were going out of style!

  Bob Saget : That's before I discovered restaurants.