Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Quotes 

• Doris Ziffel : [to Lisa]  I sure hope you stay. I love it when you drop over here of an afternoon for coffee and girl talk.

  Lisa Douglas : Thank you.

  Doris Ziffel : Fred likes it, too. When he gets home after you been here, he always says how nice the place smells.

• Oliver Douglas : [about to drive off to Drucker's store]  I'm going in to pick up some aspirin for Eb. And eh... to get a present.

  Lisa Douglas : For whom?

  Oliver Douglas : It's a surprise.

  Lisa Douglas : Well, if you want to know any sizes, why don't you call me. My number is: Hootersville 631.

  Oliver Douglas : Yes, I know your number, I just can't remember your name.

  Lisa Douglas : [mildly outraged]  Oliver!

  Oliver Douglas : Ok, Oliver. I'll call you if I need you.

• Oliver Douglas : [the Hooterville townfolks think Oliver's a CIA agent]  Gentlemen, you've found me out. My real name is not Oliver Wendell Douglas. In Washington I am known as '189'. And Hortence Kalish, here...

  [indicating Lisa] 

  Oliver Douglas : ... is known as 37-29-42.

  Lisa Douglas : [outraged]  42 I'm not!