Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Paintball (1993)

Ingrid Lacey: Helen Cooper

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• [last lines] 

  Helen Cooper : See, I'd just split up with my girl friend and what happened between us made me realize that physically, emotionally, it's still her I want. So thanks. You're a pal.

  Joy Merryweather : Anything I should know for the newsletter, Dave?

• Helen Cooper : Dave, what are you doing?

  Dave Charnley : I'm running a book - on the first letter of the first word that George uses when he comes back from lunch.

  Helen Cooper : Oh, for goodness' sake...

• Dave Charnley : So... do you ever still... like men, then?

  Helen Cooper : In order to be physically attracted to a man these days I either have to be desperate, or blind drunk.

  Dave Charnley : Right.

  [hands her a hip flask] 

  Helen Cooper : Although I must say I feel a stirring every time I see that boy with the tyre in the Levi ads.

  Dave Charnley : Actually, I've got... quite a few pairs of Levis.

  Helen Cooper : Have you got the tyre as well?

• Dave Charnley : I was supposed to be spending this weekend with Fran.

  Helen Cooper : Oh is that the tall blonde aromatherapist? Green Sierra... strawberry-shaped birthmark on the shoulder. Husband works on an oil rig.

  Dave Charnley : How'd you know that?

  Helen Cooper : It was in the newsletter.

  Dave Charnley : I'm sorry, the newsletter?

  Helen Cooper : Joy puts all your adulteries on a floppy disk and prints them out once a month.