Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Paintball (1993)
Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Damien Day : Oh, God.
Dave Charnley : I'm so bored I could read John Smith's speech on the Constitution. I'll tell you what, a tenner on the first thing George complains about when he arrives.
Damien Day : Yeah all right. My money says it'll be that one girl death squad he calls his daughter.
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Helen Cooper : Dave, what are you doing?
Dave Charnley : I'm running a book - on the first letter of the first word that George uses when he comes back from lunch.
Helen Cooper : Oh, for goodness' sake...
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Dave Charnley : So... do you ever still... like men, then?
Helen Cooper : In order to be physically attracted to a man these days I either have to be desperate, or blind drunk.
Dave Charnley : Right.
[hands her a hip flask]
Helen Cooper : Although I must say I feel a stirring every time I see that boy with the tyre in the Levi ads.
Dave Charnley : Actually, I've got... quite a few pairs of Levis.
Helen Cooper : Have you got the tyre as well?
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Dave Charnley : I was supposed to be spending this weekend with Fran.
Helen Cooper : Oh is that the tall blonde aromatherapist? Green Sierra... strawberry-shaped birthmark on the shoulder. Husband works on an oil rig.
Dave Charnley : How'd you know that?
Helen Cooper : It was in the newsletter.
Dave Charnley : I'm sorry, the newsletter?
Helen Cooper : Joy puts all your adulteries on a floppy disk and prints them out once a month.