Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

No More Mr Nice Guy (1994)

Susannah Doyle: Joy Merryweather

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Quotes 

• Helen Cooper : I can't believe I'm saying this, Dave, but while I'm away you'll be in charge of ethics.

  Joy Merryweather : It's in the dictionary, under 'E'.

• Henry Davenport : I'm trying to fill in one of these National Lottery tickets. I thought I'd put down the number of times I had sex last month, but they don't go higher than 49.

  [he laughs] 

  Joy Merryweather : Try sticking to the number of times someone else was there.

• [last lines] 

  George Dent : Oh, Joy, I'm sorry I shouted at you like that and, uh, docked your wages. I hope you'll accept my humblest apologies.

  Joy Merryweather : All right then.

  George Dent : What are you doing?

  Joy Merryweather : I suppose I better take my scorpion out of your drawer.