David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : At an airport in India, a swarm of bees grounded a flight. Eh, the passengers on the inside of the plane were fine, but the passengers on the top of the plane had to be...

  [drowned out by audience laughter] 

• David Spade : There was an explosion at a Russian lab containing dangerous viruses like Ebola and small pox. This is the most airborne diseases released since Charlie Sheen sneezed in 2012.