SCTV Network (TV Series)

Moral Majority (1981)

John Candy: Johnny LaRue, Various

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• Harry : You tired of the same old hum-drum routine in bed? Been married to the same person for too long? Your relationship getting boring? So, come on down to Harry's Discount Sex Shop offering the finest devices at the lowest prices. Fibilators, dililators, contraceptives, ointments, locians... anything to make you last longer! We have racks of adult movies in both VHS and BETA. We have all the dirty magazines. We have racks and racks of erotic literature in there. We have all the lubes and all the best fruit-flavored creams and vibrators. And all this week, the batteries are included! At where? Here! Harry's Discount Sex Shop. We're at the corner of Libido and Cleavage. Kidding! At the corner of First and Main here in Mellinville. Just come on in and ask for me. I'm Harry. I'm the guy with the snake on his face. I love you! Think of me!