Tabitha: Hi, Buckley!
Buckley: I am no longer Buckley. I am Yelkcub, the inversion of everything that Buckley was.
Tabitha: Yelkcub? Did you think of that yourself?
Buckley: Yep.
Tabitha: It's really lame.
Buckley: OK, I'm Buckley! Can I come and stay at your place? I walked out on Louise.
Tabitha: I guess that would be OK, only there's a bit of mystery about who my owner is.
Buckley: A mystery, huh? The kind of mystery where, if it was like in a TV show, people would really get into it, and want to solve it, and swap clues on Internet forums, thus giving the show that crucial cult appeal? That kind of mystery?
Tabitha: No, I just forgot.
Buckley: Oh well.