One Day at a Time (TV Series)
Home Again, Home Again (1979)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Dwayne F. Schneider : Ain't it wonderful. Max and Julie married, and off on an old-fashioned honeymoon.
Ann Romano : What d'ya mean, old-fashioned?
Dwayne F. Schneider : *After* the wedding.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : [delivering belated wedding presents sent by mail] We got here a toaster. That's worth 19 bucks. This here is a bathroom scale. That's worth about 35 bucks.
Dwayne F. Schneider : [holding an unopened envelope to his forehead] And we have a, ummmmm, a $20.- bill. That's worth about $4.50.