- Stan Smith: My favorite color is blue. My lucky number is three. My favorite movie is The Burbs, and I'm terrified of fountains. They're unnatural. To force a rainbow angers God.
- Roger the Alien: [after stopping the show to receive an award for the 1000th vagina joke] Wow. I don't know what to say. Except I'd like to thank vaginas everywhere. They're creepy and I don't know what they're used for but they sure are funny!
- Stan Smith: [Speaking to Francine over the phone] Still haven't found that blabbermouth. But when I do I'll kill him so hard that Death will throw me an ice cream party.