My Boys (TV Series)

The Shirt Contest (2008)

Reid Scott: Brendan Dorff

Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : I could make a shirt.

  Brendan Dorff : No way. Do you have any idea how hard that is?

  Mike Callahan : How hard can that be? You take a needle, some cloth, a little string...

  Bobby Newman : You mean "thread?"

  Mike Callahan : Whatever.

• Brendan Dorff : I haven't bartended since college.

  Andy Franklin : So you've been doin' a lot of research from the OTHER side of the bar.

• [the gang encourages Brendan to seek a bartending job] 

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah, but even in college it wasn't really bartending, you know? I was just sort of in my dorm room cracking Zimas for trampy chicks.

  Stephanie Layne : [offended]  Hey! I had a Zima in your dorm room.

  Brendan Dorff : And?

  Stephanie Layne : [realizing]  And then I slept with your roommate.