- Lauren Sivan: I was also traumatized the first time I had a sausage roll, but mostly because 'cause he called it 'his sausage roll'.
- Patton Oswalt: [about Ansel Elgort] Does he know what an open relationship is? Because 'platonic female friends' just means you have friends who are women... If you're gonna go open relationship, go full Carrie Fisher, and just, you know, live it up, man.