- Chris Jericho: Can you say Megan didn't get the message that all the guests are supposed to wear black leather jackets?
- Megan Gailey: I know... I'm so honored to be here with the T-Birds tonight.
- Chris Jericho: [sings and snaps his fingers] There's gonna be a rumble tonight!
- David Spade: [referring to Megan Gailey's seventies style clothes] She almost didn't get out of her time machine from the seventies to make it here. Look at these pants! Look at them.
- Megan Gailey: I love... when, eh, women were respected the most.