David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : Leighton is too nice to be here. She shouldn't be on the show. Eh, you're all from the same show, which is unbelievable, that we got you all here at the same time.

  Brad Garrett : Isn't this incredible? Have you seen the show?

  David Spade : Ehm, it's on my, eh... eh, VCR.

• David Spade : A new study, probably written by comedians, shows that farmers have the most sex of any profession.

  Taran Killam : Well, sure, the cows aren't that fast.

• David Spade : Anyway, we'll be back with stuff... that we might not cut out of the show.