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Ethel Davis : [narrating her own handywork] The miracle doctor had done it again: when the doctor removed the bandages, the patient would be able to see...
David Taylor : But Ethel, I've always been able to see!
Ethel Davis : Oh, David, you're not taking this seriously.
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Ethel Davis : Now, I've had this letter from the authorities about health and safety. But I can't tell you the full contents of the letter 'cause it was marked 'private and confidential'.
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Ethel Davis : Did you know for example that small foreign bodies can enter every natural opening of a person?
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Harry Stern : Now I'm in the singing telegram busines, my voice is my fortune.
Ethel Davis : But you don't get much for 15p. these days...
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Harry Stern : You're a naughty Ethel! What are you?
Ethel Davis : [small voice] A naughty Ethel...
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Ethel Davis : I haven't been able to find the projector all morning...
Harry Stern : That's because I put it somewhere easily accessible.
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Ethel Davis : Where's David? You know, for a vet he's not much good at playing hospitals?
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Ethel Davis : [Neil is redecorating the box-room] What do you have in mind for the wallpaper?
Neil : Well, I thought I'd have a Japanese theme: I'm gonna have hands and feet all over the wall.
Ethel Davis : What's that got to do with Japan?
Neil : Well, all the hands and feet are going to be pointing East...
Ethel Davis : I see.
Neil : And I'm gonna have a chopsticks mobile.
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Ethel Davis : The band has arrived.
Kim : Fine Young canibals?
Ethel Davis : Well, I don't know about their eating habbits, but they're down in the cellar.
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Kim : Why don't you remember the important things anymore Ethel?
Ethel Davis : I remembered the cornflakes this morning.
Kim : And what happened to them all?
Ethel Davis : True, true...
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Ethel Davis : Kim, I was just wondering... I've seen beds in the back yard and a bath outside the front door and now there's a kitchen in the lounge. And I was just wondering if there was something going on?
Kim : No. Do you know what's the trouble with you? You've got a suspicious mind...
[cut to the cellar where Fine Young Cannibals begin to play "Suspicious Minds"]
