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Hector Robertson: Ah-ha, this will impress the patients, eh. Knowing their doctor's on the ball and ready to help them through the twentieth century.
Mrs. Grogan: Twenty-first century.
Hector Robertson: Whatever.
Mrs. Grogan: Well, I must say, Doctor, I never thought I'd see the day when you bought a computer.
Hector Robertson: I may not look like somebody, Mrs. Grogan, who is at the cutting edge of information technology, but I'll have you know that in the seventies I was the first person in Invercorrie to own a pocket calculator.
Billy Bolster: Mind you, it was two months before he realized it needed batteries.