- Gordon Ramsay: And now, I want you to become the perfect tosser.
- [Referring to tossing pizza dough, not masturbation]
- Gordon Ramsay: This shit is the most disgusting fucking bought-in crap I've ever tasted in my entire life. 95% of your menu is bought-in.
- Sebastian Di Modica: Okay... I was going to go with 80%.
- Gordon Ramsay: [speaking to the staff of Sebastian's after a disastrous dinner service] The nominees for most confused restaurant is Sebastian's... Sebastian's... and Sebastian's!
- Sebastian Di Modica: [in a verbal fight with Gordon] I'm stepping away from you, because I don't want to be too close.
- Waitress: [having been coached by Sebastian to serve Ramsey a certain way] And as Sebastian's mother would say, "Mangia!"
- [She presents the plate of food to Gordon and then walks away; she realizes she did not give him a fork and rushes back]
- Gordon Ramsay: Can't really "Mangia" without a fork!
- Waitress: [nervously] Yes, you're right, I'm sorry.
- Gordon Ramsay: Relax. You've got the part.
- Sebastian Di Modica: Okay, my pizzas will soon be in supermarkets.
- Gordon Ramsay: [incredulous] What?
- Sebastian Di Modica: I would love to franchise this, and have a "Sebastian's" all over the world.
- Gordon Ramsay: Oh my God...
- Sebastian Di Modica: Just think how that sounds. "Sebastian's" all over the world. That makes me excited.
- Gordon Ramsay: [cupping hands together around his mouth so his voice is louder] YOU HAVEN'T GOT FUCKING ONE RIGHT SO FAR! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU THINK ABOUT TWO?
- [after hearing Sebastian bragging that he won an argument against him]
- Gordon Ramsay: Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?
- [to Sebastian]
- Gordon Ramsay: I'm 40 years old, and I have gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never... ever... ever... ever met someone I believe in as little as you. I think you will go back to your sloppy, shortcut, 5-out-of-10 frozen ways. Good luck.