Quotes
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Dr. Archie Morris : I hooked myself up with a tight, little sex machine. Energy-efficient to the tune of 40-plus miles per gallon, and draws babes to Archie like bees to honey.
Nurse Samantha Taggart : Ew, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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Dr. Archie Morris : Mr. Lefkowitz, did Mr. Perkins have any new pills at the home?
Bartholomew Lefkowitz : They're always giving us pills. You can't poop, they give you a pill. Complain about the government, you get a pill!
Dr. Archie Morris : Can you be more specific?
Bartholomew Lefkowitz : Try to get people to vote for Obama, they got a pill for that too!
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[Archie and Hope have broken up]
Dr. Archie Morris : No big deal. It was very mutual.
Nurse Samantha Taggart : That's good.
Dr. Archie Morris : Except it was all her idea, and I begged her not to do it. But I'm fine with it now, it's all good.
Dr. Archie Morris : Lady for you on three, chief.
Dr. Archie Morris : I hope she chokes on a mojito.
