Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cable Excess (2007)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• [a cable TV company van pulls up to the Corner Gas pumps] 

  Brent LeRoy : Want me to fill it up?

  Cable Guy : Please.

  Brent LeRoy : Okay. How about I do it next Tuesday, sometime between eight and four?

• Hank Yarbo : You think free laundry, chili cheese dogs, and taking time off is really going to help?

  Brent LeRoy : Au contraire. And I don't say that lightly. Or with a decent accent.

• Hank Yarbo : Hey Brent - I gotta confess something.

  Brent LeRoy : Do you really?

  Hank Yarbo : I egged the cable van.

  Brent LeRoy : What is it with you and egging things?

  Hank Yarbo : Why reinvent the wheel? But - you know, now I feel guilty. I found out he's not here to cut off my cable... I feel my heart pounding! I mean, he's gonna hear it! It's gonna be like one of them telltale hearts, you know, like in that Edgar Allen Poe story, uh - what's it called, um...

  Brent LeRoy : The Tell-Tale Heart?

  Hank Yarbo : No, I don't think so.

  Brent LeRoy : You're right, I just made that name up.

• Lacey Burrows : Hey, Oscar. So listen, I have an idea. Why don't you and I team up together and do a show? It could be fun.

  Oscar Leroy : No.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, come on, would you at least think about it? I could make it worth your while.

  Oscar Leroy : Lacey, chemistry or no chemistry, I'm happily married.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh no, no. Oscar, that is not what I meant. You know, and just for the record, that is never going to be what I meant. Ever. Just to be clear. Never. Ever.

  Brent LeRoy : [entering]  What's going on?

  Oscar Leroy : Not sure. Getting mixed signals.