Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cable Excess (2007)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• Oscar Leroy : Street Legal *sucked*!

• Lacey Burrows : Hey, Oscar. So listen, I have an idea. Why don't you and I team up together and do a show? It could be fun.

  Oscar Leroy : No.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, come on, would you at least think about it? I could make it worth your while.

  Oscar Leroy : Lacey, chemistry or no chemistry, I'm happily married.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh no, no. Oscar, that is not what I meant. You know, and just for the record, that is never going to be what I meant. Ever. Just to be clear. Never. Ever.

  Brent LeRoy : [entering]  What's going on?

  Oscar Leroy : Not sure. Getting mixed signals.

• [the Cable Guy has given multiple people the advice to find an opinionated and gruff Don Cherry-like personality for their shows, leading everyone to try to get Oscar to team up with them] 

  Oscar Leroy : [opens door]  What are you doing here?

  Wanda Dollard : Don't tell Emma, but I've got a proposition for you.

  Oscar Leroy : Hey, Emma and I sometimes fight but I take my marriage vows seriously!

  Wanda Dollard : Not that! Oh God, not that. I wanted you to be on my show!

  Oscar Leroy : Why would I be on your show? I can be on my own show.

  Wanda Dollard : Because a good show needs a likeable person and a cranky one.

  Oscar Leroy : And what are you going to be cranky about?