- Erin Strauss: So, you're coming in, in a subordinate position?
- David Rossi: Is that a question?
- Erin Strauss: The question is why.
- David Rossi: To help.
- Erin Strauss: Completely selfless act.
- David Rossi: That's so hard to believe?
- Erin Strauss: Yes.
- David Rossi: I missed you too, Erin.
- David Rossi: Relax Hotch. I've got this.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: That's the problem, Dave. There is no *I*. We function as a team.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You guys can catch up on the jet.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Oh yeah, that'd be great.
- David Rossi: The jet?
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: We have a jet now.
- David Rossi: Are you serious?
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Oh yeah, it comes in pretty handy.
- David Rossi: Now your face is going to be on one of those tapes. When I find it, I'm going to paper the city with it, just like you did with those women. Everyone will see it. They won't be able to ignore you now. But you won't inspire fear, you'll inspire hatred and ridicule because the only power someone like you has is a mask. Once that mask is removed you'll be as insignificant as you've always been. A loser!
- Derek Morgan: [after Reid sneaks up behind him in a mask and scares him] See, that right there is why Halloween creeps me out.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: You're scared of Halloween?
- Derek Morgan: I didn't say I was *scared*, I said I was *creeped out*. There's a difference there, youngster, you should look it up.
- Emily Prentiss: What creeps you out about it?
- Derek Morgan: I don't know, people wearing masks. I don't like folks in disguises.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: That's the best thing about Halloween! You can be anyone you wanna be!
- [Reid throws Morgan a piece of candy]
- Derek Morgan: Nah, I'm pretty good just being me.
- Emily Prentiss: Yeah, why is it that neither of those points of view surprise me?
- David Rossi: You said out there, team shares everything.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: That's right.
- David Rossi: There is no *I*?
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Yeah.
- David Rossi: It seems a big thing to withhold separating from your wife and child.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: What are you talking about?
- David Rossi: You used to call Haley ten times a day. We've been together 48 hours and I haven't seen you call her once or mention her. And you're not going home now.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: What's your point?
- David Rossi: I guess you are not used to sharing.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: My private life is not the same as a case.
- David Rossi: I'm just saying, sharing is a learning skill.
- David Rossi: His hand needs to be forced.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: I know that Dave. The point is you did it by forcing ours.
- David Rossi: We didn't have that ten years ago.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: What do you mean?
- David Rossi: Communications coordinator.
- Penelope Garcia: [Rossi calls] Speak and be recognized by your empress, mortal!
- David Rossi: Is this the technical analyst girl?
- Penelope Garcia: Who is this?
- David Rossi: Dr. Reid said that this was your direct line from the team.
- Penelope Garcia: It is
- David Rossi: This is agent Dave Rossi. We met yesterday
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, of course, of course. I am sorry, sir.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Erasmus said, "What else is the whole life of mortals but a sort of comedy, in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and play each one his part, until the manager waves them off the stage?"