Kenan & Kel (TV Series)

Mo' Sweater Blues (1996)

Vanessa Baden: Kyra Rockmore

Quotes 

• Chinese Waiter : May I take your order?

  Kel Kimble : Yes, yes. I will have a hamburger, onion rings, spaghetti and meatballs, corn, macaroni and cheese, and a pitcher of your finest orange soda.

  [blows out a kiss] 

  Chinese Waiter : Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.

  Kel Kimble : Oh, I'm sorry.

  [speaking nonsense Chinese loudly] 

  Kel Kimble : Mama say mama manyu maku say.

  Chinese Waiter : You want me to park your truck on my mother's face?

  [the waiter becomes angry and approaches Kel as if he were to hurt him, but Kenan stops him] 

  Kenan : Hey, hey, hey! Mr. waiter! Sir! Um, what do you suggest? Never mind him.

  Chinese Waiter : [clears throat quietly]  I suggest you start with a Pupu Platter.

  Kyra Rockmore : Ew!

  Kenan : Kyra, please, all right? Now, what exactly comes on the Pupu Platter?

  Kel Kimble : I don't want any poo-poo!