Kenan & Kel (TV Series)

Mo' Sweater Blues (1996)

Kenan Thompson: Kenan Rockmore

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Quotes 

• Chinese Waiter : May I take your order?

  Kel Kimble : Yes, yes. I will have a hamburger, onion rings, spaghetti and meatballs, corn, macaroni and cheese, and a pitcher of your finest orange soda.

  [blows out a kiss] 

  Chinese Waiter : Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.

  Kel Kimble : Oh, I'm sorry.

  [speaking nonsense Chinese loudly] 

  Kel Kimble : Mama say mama manyu maku say.

  Chinese Waiter : You want me to park your truck on my mother's face?

  [the waiter becomes angry and approaches Kel as if he were to hurt him, but Kenan stops him] 

  Kenan : Hey, hey, hey! Mr. waiter! Sir! Um, what do you suggest? Never mind him.

  Chinese Waiter : [clears throat quietly]  I suggest you start with a Pupu Platter.

  Kyra Rockmore : Ew!

  Kenan : Kyra, please, all right? Now, what exactly comes on the Pupu Platter?

  Kel Kimble : I don't want any poo-poo!

• Kenan : [Kenan and Kel run into the bathroom with the sweeter]  Aww man, look at this!

  Kenan : Maybe it'll come out! let me see it!

  Kenan : [Kenan puts soap on the sweeter]  Hey man, this had better work!

  Kel Kimble : Oh, don't worry, I got it!

  Kenan : Oh man, you just made it soapy!

  Kel Kimble : You gotta rinse it out! Umm...

  [Kel runs to the toilet and stuffs the sweeter in it] 

  Kel Kimble : .

  Kenan : Hey, wait, wait, Kel! Kel! Kel! Man, What're you doin'? Kel!

  Kenan : [Kel hold the sweeter up and it all wet from the toilet]  Man, now it's stained and full of all nasty toilet juice! Man, that's never gonna dry!

  Kel Kimble : Wait... yes it will!

  [Kell attempts to ring the sweeter out onto Kenan] 

  Kenan : Aw, no! Not the toilet juice!

  Kel Kimble : [the toliet water from the sweeter gets onto Kenan's pants]  Oooh... you know what that looks like?

  Kenan : Yes, I know what it looks like!

• Roger Rockmore : Kenan...

  Kenan : Pop...

  Roger Rockmore : What in the world is going on here? And what is Kyra doing here?

  Sheryl Rockmore : And boy where in the world are your pants?

• Kenan : Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!

  [Kel taps Kenan's shoulder] 

  Kenan : What?

  Kel Kimble : Her Grandmama's dead!

  Both : Oh maaaaaaannnnnn!