- Captain Man: You know, maybe you should take the job, Henry.
- Mayor Sockwell: Who's Henry?
- Captain Man: [cringes] Dang it!
- Bose: [points at Kid Danger] I think it's him.
- Captain Man: [over his shoulder] Where's that memory wiper, Schwoz?
- Henry Hart: I don't want the job.
- Captain Man: Oh, really? 'Cause I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview.
- Henry Hart: My commitment to Swellvi... are you kidding me?
- Captain Man: Well, you don't seem very committed to me.
- Henry Hart: I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.
- Captain Man: [moicking] "Oh, my friends are leaving! I'm stuck here in Swellview being a sidekick and saving lives!"
- Henry Hart: Exactly! I've been too busy saving everyone else's life and forgot to have one of my own!
- Captain Man: You swore an oath to defend this city.
- Henry Hart: When I was 13.
- Captain Man: So?
- Henry Hart: So maybe I don't want to do it anymore!
- Captain Man: Yeah, because you're obviously terrified of being stuck here in Swellview with me!
- Henry Hart: Yeah, Ray. I am.
- Mayor Sockwell: Who's Ray?
- Henry Hart: [cringes] Dang it!
- Bose: [points at Captain Man] I think it's that guy.
- Captain Man: [over his shoulder] Where's that ding dang memory wiper, Schwoz?
- Henry Hart: I don't want to be your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50 years.
- Captain Man: But, man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick and then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.
- Henry Hart: No, no, no, I don't want to be Captain Man, okay? I don't ever want to be Captain Man! I will never, ever, be Captain Man!
- [pause]
- Bose: Psst! He's right there!
- Captain Man: [hurt] Then why are you even here?
- Henry Hart: That's a good question.
- [takes out a changing gumball, then shoves the rest of the tube at Captain Man]
- Captain Man: What are you doing?
- Henry Hart: Quitting.
- [chews the gumball, blows a bubble, and changes back into Henry]
- Henry Hart: Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart, and I used to be Kid Danger.
- [gets into the elevator]
- Henry Hart: Oh, and Ray?
- Captain Man: What?
- Henry Hart: I'm taller than you.
- [Mayor Sockwell introduces Kid Danger to his own potential sidekick]
- Lil' Dynomite: Hi, sir! Are you ready to have someone follow you around and tell you how great you are?
- Kid Danger: I mean, kinda. Yeah!
- Lil' Dynomite: Okay! Wow! That's so great! And you're great for saying it!
- Bose: Whatcha doin'?
- Captain Man: Buying a school.
- Bose: School of fish? Good idea. You gonna ride 'em or race 'em?
- Bose: Previously in the Man Cave, Captain Man was upset to find out that Kid Danger set up a meeting to be recruited by the Mayor of Neighborville.
- Captain Man: Are you building the Omega Weapon again?
- Schwoz: Yes.
- Kid Danger: The one that can take away Ray's superpower?
- Schwoz: The same.
- Captain Man: Why you keep building that?
- Schwoz: Well, why do you keep pinching my cheeks and stealing my cereal every morning?
- Captain Man: Because you're so cute when you get mad. Now give me some of that Sweet Bootie Crunch.
- Captain Man: Come on, buddy.
- Kid Danger: Dude, no. We can't just take this kid back to the Man Cave.
- Captain Man: So we just, uh, find some excuse to dump him with... Schasper, Schiper, Scarr... lotte. Charlotte - I couldn't stop myself.
- Kid Danger: I feel like you could have.
- Captain Man: Cat's outta the bag. We know someone named Charlotte.
- [Kid Danger sighs]
- Bose: Great. Can't wait to meet her, Schasper, Schiper and Henry.
- Captain Man: Hmm. Let's go.
- Kid Danger: Dude, dude, dude, no, we can't stick the kid with any of those scheaople because they're all at One Night in The Desert.
- Captain Man: Huh? Even Schiper?
- Kid Danger: [irritated] Yes. She's graduating already.
- Captain Man: Before shoo? She's graduating before shoo?
- Kid Danger: [humiliated] She took a lot of schummer shchool, and I can't schtinkin' believe this is schappening to me!
- [fires laser at ceiling in frustration]
- Kid Danger: [falling plaster knocks Bose unconscious]
- Captain Man: Careful! You could have severely injured my chances of gettin' a statue.
- [for his insensitivity, Kid Danger shoots his laser at Captain Man; Captain Man returns fire]
- Captain Man: Schwoz, how hard would it be to alter the memory wiper so it only erases specific memories, like only memories that involve me or things that I've said or done?
- Schwoz: Yeah, there's a setting right here.
- Captain Man: [pause] I'm sorry. What?
- Schwoz: It's easy. I can adjust this setting and it vill only vipe the memories of you.
- Captain Man: [a little outraged] Then why haven't we been doing that this whole time, Schwoz?
- Schwoz: Because it's so funny.
- [chuckles]
- Schwoz: "Oh, no. I don't know who I am! I've lost all knowledge of my life and the people who love me!"