- Todd McKenney: [after Fifi Box, Kate Ceberano, Tatiana Grigorieva and their partners perform their disco dance] It's going to be hard to mark, I've never scored in a disco before.
- Sonia Kruger: [commenting on a wig worn by John-Paul Collins in the male celebrities' and their female partners' disco dance] Willie Mason called. He says he wants his hair back.
- Sonia Kruger: [Introducing Tatiana Grigorieva] She might be Russian, but she's in no hurry to leave the show.