- Ann Widdecombe - Guest Presenter: "McClaren proved himself a complete idiot. I could have done a better job." Said Dario Slovac, aged 35. Well let's be honest I could have done a better job, said Ann Widdecombe, aged 60.
- Ann Widdecombe - Guest Presenter: [Regarding a children's invention competition, ran by CBBC] On their website the BBC asked children 'what cool thing would you invent?'. Well how about a machine that stops lazy journalists constantly using the word 'cool' to try and impress young people. Booyacasha!
- [Ian and Paul react]
- Ann Widdecombe - Guest Presenter: Do you know, I haven't a clue what that means.