- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It is raining.
- Dr. Sam Bennett: You're wet.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle were I left my umbrella it does not rain in Los Angeles.
- William 'Dell' Cooper: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [ironic] Really? Right now?
- William 'Dell' Cooper: [gives Naomi a cake] Double Fudge.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: [she takes it and is about to walk away. Then she suddently changes her mind and put the cake back on the counter] You know what? Enough with the cake! I don't want your cake. I don't need your cake. I-I didn't ask for your cake. I'm all caked out. You know who's cake I want? I want Sam's cake. I want Sam's cake, but Sam's not baking a cake for me. So could you just...
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Nae...
- [she turns to Dell]
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Dell she's... uhm... she's gone off sugar for a while.
- William 'Dell' Cooper: [to Naomi] I'm not gonna stop bringing you cake.
- [Naomi wants to attack Dell, but Addison and Violet hold her back]
- Dr. Violet Turner: [as she and Addison pull Naomi away] Dell, no more cake.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: You know, Maya likes Sam better, you are mad at me for bringing you here and this boy is baking cakes at me.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Ok, we are gonna get through this.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: We are?
- Dr. Violet Turner: Yes, we are all gonna get through this. That's why you have us.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: We are gonna get through this together.
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: Just, when is something good gonna happen? When is there gonna be a little magic?
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: Nae that's the unending question.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: [talking to his dead wife] You put our dog to sleep, you never took my side, you were mean to me, you withheld sex, you were cold, you were a mean cold bitch and I hate you! I hate you so much
- [he kicks her gravestone. He then steps away and looks at for a while before he kneels down to it]
- Dr. Pete Wilder: I'm sorry I couldn't save you.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: You are listening to Alan's message again?
- Dr. Violet Turner: I have other messages. From patients.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: Do your patients tell you to pick up Chienese and that they love you?
- Dr. Violet Turner: You know, I am good. I am brillant. I had a patient this morning, trapped for 19 years in a mariage. But today he's ready to ask for a divorce. I got him out of this! He's ready to move on.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: You like yourself and awful lot today!
- Dr. Violet Turner: I kick ass in my job. I rule.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: [the patient comes up with his wife, who's nose is bleeding. She screams at Violet] You do. You do rule.
- Mother: I don't mean to be a bother. I had to bring Erin back she's just so... blue.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: Oh, it's gotta be hard on her.
- Mother: It's terrible.
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: It's normal for kids to feel a little down when they're sick, It's really nothing to worry about.
- Mother: What? No! She's blue!
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: Understood!
- Mother: Light Blue!
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: ok
- [realized what she just said]
- Dr. Cooper Freedman: What?
- Patient: [talking about her vagina] Oh my god, it's broken. It's broken isn't it?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It's not the kind of thing that breaks.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: You are talking about sex, aren't you?
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: We are talking about a patient who can't have sex.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: You send her my way, I'm gonna get her going.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: You know, this is a very serious issue. This is a women who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke, you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man.
- Dr. Pete Wilder: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't. So, don't call me names.
- Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Why is everyone always pushing Pete on me?
- Dr. Naomi Bennett: Why are you pushing so hard against him?