The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Houses (2007)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• London Tipton : We can be BFFWLSAGSAL!

  Mr. Moseby , Esteban : What?

  London Tipton : "Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot".

• Mr. Moseby : You must have some money saved.

  Esteban : Yes, I do. I saved about a million pestabas.

  Mr. Moseby : Well, that's good.

  Esteban : Except for in this country, it comes to about $1.40.

• Esteban : Oh, Mr. Moseby, I should've listened to you instead of Miss Spend-Now-Save-Never!

  Mr. Moseby : It's OK, Esteban. It's times like these that a man shows his true character.

  Esteban : You're right. I must show that I'm strong and I'm in control.

  [pause] 

  Esteban : Oh, I want that money!

• Mr. Moseby : [When Esteban complains about the food]  I'll tell our chef, forthwith.

  London Tipton : What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?

  [gasps and covers her mouth; Esteban does the same thing] 

  Mr. Moseby : No. "Forthwith" is "presently."

  London Tipton : Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!