The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Houses (2007)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• London Tipton : Moseby, why did you fire Esteban? Sure, he is incompetent, you can barely understand a word he says, his best friend is a chicken... where was I?

• London Tipton : [talking about Esteban's apartment]  Why are you going to that ratty little place?

  Esteban : How do you know what my place looks like?

  London Tipton : Because compared to where I live, everyone has a ratty little place!

• London Tipton : We can be BFFWLSAGSAL!

  Mr. Moseby , Esteban : What?

  London Tipton : "Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot".

• Mr. Moseby : [When Esteban complains about the food]  I'll tell our chef, forthwith.

  London Tipton : What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?

  [gasps and covers her mouth; Esteban does the same thing] 

  Mr. Moseby : No. "Forthwith" is "presently."

  London Tipton : Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!

• London Tipton : Moseby, be a dear and take these to Esteban's room. And Moseby, be a moose and take these to mine.