The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Houses (2007)

Robert Torti: Kurt

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Quotes 

• Kurt : [to Zack and Cody, before playing a Viking at the theatre]  You are so grounded, I'm going to spend the entire second act thinking of punishments that a Viking would find cruel!

• Kurt : Well, boys, you better do your homework. It's a school night.

  Zack Martin : Mom always lets us watch "Wrestle Smackathon".

  Kurt : Oh, really? Cause on the "Don't" list,

  [picks up the list provided by Carey and reads it] 

  Kurt : "Don't let them convince you I let them watch 'Wrestle Smackathon' before they do their homework".

• Abby : [After Kurt walks in dressed as a Viking]  Why is there a Viking in your apartment?

  Zack Martin : Er... we ordered German take-out?

  Kurt : First of all, Vikings are from Scandinavia. And second of all, I'm their father.

• Kurt : Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.

  Zack Martin : Well... now that you're here, can we have your permission?

  Kurt : Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out... are you kidding?

• Zack Martin : Dating at 14 stinks! I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a man! A mature adult.

  Kurt : [enters the suite]  Hey, guys!

  Zack Martin : Daddy!

  [he and Cody run over to hug him]