Bonnie: [gestures to Jill's lawn statue] Look at you, lying in front of Buddha. Everybody knows 'real soon' means 'I don't want to do it'.
Bonnie: [thinking Adam has scared off Jill and Andy] Now it's just you, me and let's be honest here, Christy, until we all die.
Christy: [to Marjorie] Worst case scenario, which very rarely happens, you will never be homeless again because you can always stay with us.
Marjorie: If something doesn't happen soon, I'll have to sell my house. What about my cats? They're all old, like me.
Tammy: Yeah but unlike you, people can't tell just by looking at the cats.
Bonnie: [walks in, kisses Adam] By the way, it was you.
Marjorie: The truth is, I'm having some financial problems.
Christy: But I thought you said Victor had a lot of money.
Marjorie: He did, *before* his stroke, between medications and home health care... there's not much left.
Jill: I've never seen Andy drunk before. I don't know how you're okay with Adam doing it.
Christy: Honestly it doesn't bother me. When I see him have 1 1/2 beers, I remember I can't do that anymore, and when he gets sloppy, I'm glad I can't do that anymore.
Adam: [drunk] They should have a meat dessert. Meat in a pie.