"Gossip Girl" Much 'I Do' About Nothing (TV Episode 2008) Poster

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

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  • Blair Waldorf : [kicks Chuck]  Break a leg!

    Chuck Bass : I think I just did!

  • Chuck Bass : You don't belong with Nate. Never have, never will.

  • [Blair wakes up and slaps Chuck's arm] 

    Chuck Bass : Ow!

    Blair Waldorf : Who, what, where, when, why?

    Chuck Bass : We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.

    Blair Waldorf : And you were on the floor.

    Chuck Bass : I didn't want to hurt my back.

    Blair Waldorf : Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.

    Chuck Bass : Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?

    Blair Waldorf : Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.

    Chuck Bass : It was one time, it was chilly.

    Blair Waldorf : Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

    Chuck Bass : Well, I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.

    Blair Waldorf : Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.

    Chuck Bass : I still have the scars on my back to prove it.

    [Blair starts pushing him out the door] 

    Chuck Bass : You know, they say that if you love something, you should set it free.

    Blair Waldorf : Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.

    Chuck Bass : [as door gets slammed in his face]  I love it when you talk dirty, Blair.

  • Chuck Bass : [Chuck about to give his best man speech]  My father is someone who goes after what he wants and Lily van der Wooden was no exception. A typical Bass man fashion, his pursuit was direct and at times, not exactly subtle. One thing I've learned through my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance, that in the face of true love you don't just give up - even if the object of your affection is begging you to. And one thing I've learned from Lily, is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind I've watched them become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who'll do the same for me. To the happy couple!

  • Amelia : What's this?

    Chuck Bass : I was hoping we could discuss what you have planned for my room.

    Amelia : And who are you?

    Chuck Bass : I'm Chuck Bass.

  • Howie 'The Captain' Archibald : Here he is, the best man, ready to do his dad proud.

    Chuck Bass : Captain, good to see you. Nate.

    [Nate, still angry, just looks at him and doesn't say anything] 

    Howie 'The Captain' Archibald : Wow, clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas, you've been friends a long time, whoever she is, she's not worth it.

    Chuck Bass : Couldn't agree more.

    Nate Archibald : That's the problem.

  • Chuck Bass : I need to talk to you, your father's leaving.

    Nate Archibald : He just stepped out to call my mom.

    Vanessa Abrams : Everything okay?

    Chuck Bass : No.

    Nate Archibald : Yes.

    Chuck Bass : He just asked to have his car brought around.

    Nate Archibald : He probably left his phone in it.

    Chuck Bass : Look before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal, it looked like drugs.

    Nate Archibald : My father is clean Chuck and what are you spying on him?

    Chuck Bass : Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry, we do not have time to argue about this.

  • Blair Waldorf : Best man speech going that well?

    Chuck Bass : There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?

    Blair Waldorf : Not a dry eye there either.

    Chuck Bass : Didn't know I wasn't missed?

    Blair Waldorf : Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time.

    [Blair fixes Chuck's bowtie] 

    Chuck Bass : Except you. Save me a dance?

    Blair Waldorf : [Blair grabs Chuck, irritated by what he said]  Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common.

    [Blair kicks Chuck on the shin, making him grunt] 

    Blair Waldorf : Ha, break a leg.

    Chuck Bass : I think I just did.

  • Chuck Bass : Won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me.

  • Chuck Bass : It wasn't what I wrote. I was inspired in the moment. Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.

    Blair Waldorf : You mean, blogging to Gossip Girl about our sex life, and comparing me to your dad's sweaty old horse?

  • Chuck Bass : So are you planning to spend the summer sweating it out in Brooklyn?

    Nate Archibald : Ah, I think my time across the bridge is over.

    Chuck Bass : Nathaniel. What happened with you and Punky Brewster?

  • Nate Archibald : So, thank you.

    Chuck Bass : It's your dad, it's bigger than, all the other stuff.

    Nate Archibald : Look I'm sorry, for all of it.

    Chuck Bass : So am I.

    Nate Archibald : So you said you loved her? That's um... well never heard you say that before, about anyone.

    Chuck Bass : You ready to go back in?

    Nate Archibald : I don't think I'm goin' back in.

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