- Rock-1: [I.Q. hides his gift atop one of the rocket displays] Maybe that's *too* ultra-clever. Professor Sharp isn't bionic, ya know.
- I.Q.: I fail to see the wisdom in this.
- Karate-1: It's not supposed to be smart. It's supposed to be funny.
- Rock-1: Yeah, about as funny as a barrel of bionic baboons.
- Karate-1: Hey - that *would* be funny. I could get a barrel and a...
- I.Q.: [chuckling and putting the mask back down over his head] Forget it.
- Rock-1: We'll quit while you're ahead.
- Dr. Scarab: Do you suppose it's possible you could make just a little more noise, imbecile?
- Mechanic: More noise? I thought you wanted us to be quiet so we...
- Dr. Scarab: [Mechanic screams] Imbecile. That's a museum exhibit. Not a real gorilla. Ah, just animatronics. Similar to my Cyphrons, only controlled by the museum's central computer. Sometime I wonder if you shouldn't be controlled by a central computer.
- Bionic-1: [chuckles at the statue of a woman in the antique kitchen exhibit where he's baking] Thanks for the use of your stove, ma'am.
- Dr. Scarab: [Growls in annoyance seeing Karate-1 trying to don a mask of his face] Is there nothing sacred?
- Dr. Scarab: It's simple. He was going to pretend to be me, and now I will pretend to be him, pretending to be... me.
- Mechanic: [Scarab and Glove laugh; after they stop he does then stops] I don't get it.
- Dr. Scarab: I didn't think you would.
- Sport-1: [laughing, of the "Scarab mask"] Wow. This sure looks lifelike. And incredibly ugg-ly.
- Dr. Scarab: Thank you.
- Sport-1: You gotta do something with the voice. Scarab sounds like he gargled with razor-blades, ya know? "I'll have you all dipped in boiling lava."
- Dr. Scarab: Sounds wonderful.
- [shakes his head]
- Dr. Scarab: The voice, I mean.
- Mother-1: [lightly whapping "Karate-1" who's snitching some cake] Stop eating; you wanna get as fat and disgusting as Scarab?
- Mother-1: [lightly whapping "Karate-1" for snitching some cake icing] Stop eating; you wanna get as fat and disgusting as Scarab?
- Dr. Scarab: [listening to the Bionic Six sing a birthday song to Sharp while he's in the cake] They'll all pay, slowly.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Well, I must say this is quite a surprise. But then with friends as good and true as you, nothing like this should ever be a surprise.
- Mother-1: [to "Karate-1"] I hope you're satisfied, young man; you completely ruined the party.
- Dr. Scarab: On the contrary - I've just made the party.
- Dr. Scarab: Which two statues mark the doorway?
- Mechanic: Ummmm... I forgot.
- Dr. Scarab: [grabbing his throat] You forgot?
- Mechanic: I dunno; I can't remember.
- Dr. Scarab: The lab probably isn't in the museum at all. Sharp thought he could trick me. But I'm too smart for him.
- Glove: [sarcastically] Yes... Dr. Scarab, I'm sure you are.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [clearing his throat and chuckling] Well, I want to thank you all for a truly... uh, *memorable* birthday.
- Bionic-1: Well, sorry we couldn't have made it perfect by capturing Scarab. Maybe next time.
- [last lines]
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: The animatronics are a bit unimpressive.
- I.Q.: [looking at the whale] We were very impressed, Professor.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [chuckling] Hm. You mean, uh, Junior there? Wait'll you see his daddy.