Jerry: I love cartoons. It's like real life, but for simpletons.
Jerry: There's something you don't see every day. A wrinkled old elf humping an ogre.
Pops the Elf: Oh, I wanted to name you Scampo or Spunko or Spanko or Stinko. But your mom wouldn't have it. She wanted you to be proud of being part elf.