- Mateo: Like, I get the concept of babies. I'm not even saying don't have babies. Like, have babies. But do I have to see the babies?
- Cheyenne: You know, mopping up glitter vomit isn't as bad as regular vomit. It makes me feel like I'm cleaning up after a wasted unicorn.
- Dina: Mateo, could you give me a hand? It's a dating thing, and you're the only person here in a functional relationship.
- [Justine exhales]
- Dina: Justine, I'm gonna stop you right there. Just because you send money to a man in Ghana does not make him your boyfriend.
- Justine: Relationship status... it's complicated.
- Dina: It's really not.
- Amy: You don't think Parker could beat Rose?
- Jonah: Parker would destroy Rose in an obstacle course.
- Glenn: [scoffs] Okay.
- Amy: Uh, yeah, he would because he spends all day at a day care center running around with other kids while poor, little Rosie sits at home with an old schoolmarm.
- Glenn: [stands up] What did you just say?
- Jonah: You heard her. Or is your hearing starting to go?
- Glenn: A little. But it is on, Buster Brown.