- Jonah: You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
- Sandra: You have five minutes to tell Amy, or I will.
- Jonah: Tell Amy what?
- Sandra: How you were flirting with that lady. Turning each other's cranks. I thought you two were gonna do it right here on the belt.
- Jonah: Oh, come on, Sandra. I was just being friendly. Customers appreciate a little, you know, human connection.
- Sandra: Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah.
- Jonah: My legs are fine, and if anything, we should be a little friendlier than usual today to get people to round up for charity.
- Sandra: Not if it means betraying the woman you love. Trust me, I'm married now. Don't you dream about someday having what Jerry and I have?
- Jonah: Of course... Well, exactly what you and Jerry... It's fine, Sandra.
- [to female customer]
- Jonah: Hi. How's it going? Hope you didn't have any trouble finding those toe warmers.
- Sandra: [to herself] He's gonna die alone.
- Jonah: [Jonah wants to show Sandra how to be friendly with the customers, so they will donate to the charity] Hey, Sandra, aren't these your favorite kind of chips?
- Sandra: Yes. I love these chips.
- Male Customer: Oh. Cool.
- Sandra: Uh-huh. You're a lucky man. And these, um, are some lucky chips 'cause they get to take a ride in that hot little mouth of yours. Nope. Oh, my God. I have to call Jerry.
- [on the phone]
- Sandra: Jerry? Jonah made me seduce a man.
- Amy: Jeff! Enough. Listen, I am a working mother, and I came up from the floor, but it was worth it because as a manager, I know what my people need from me, so it might seem silly, but small things like healthy snacks actually make a difference.
- Jeff: Yikes, Amy. Brag much?
- Isabel: Hey, Jeff, why don't you give us a minute? Maybe go grab a coffee or literally anything?
- Jeff: I'm not clear whether I report to you or not, so I am gonna grab that coffee.
- Sandra: Jerry. You didn't have to come. I told you to forget about it.
- Jerry: I did, but then I remembered again.
- Jonah: Hey, Jerry.
- Jerry: Sandra told me you tried to make her do stuff with men for money.
- Jonah: What... Oh, oh. Earlier today? No, that was... That was just talking.
- Jerry: [deadpan] Let me make myself perfectly clear. I don't like that.
- Sandra: Jerry, please calm down. I've never seen him this angry.
- Jerry: [still deadpan] If you ever mess with my marriage again, I will hate it.
- Jonah: Got it. Understood.
- Jerry: Sandra, could you bring home some magazines? Bye, Jonah.
- Sandra: Bye, Jer. Take notes, Jonah. That's marriage material. And yes, he reads magazines.
- Dina: How's the interview going?
- Amy: Honestly, really great, and I know that sounds braggy, but bragging is really working for me right now. I think I've won her over.
- Dina: Oh, that is awesome. That means it probably won't even matter when this whole thing goes to
- [bleep]
- Dina: .
- Amy: What?
- Dina: We're short on care packages. There won't be enough once the next bus arrives. I probably should've led with that, but you just kept talking and talking about how great you're doing. Anyway, guess these needy women are gonna stay needy.
- Amy: Wait. Could this be Jeff? I don't know why, but he has been trying to tear me down all day today.
- Mateo: Okay, don't be mad, but I think it's because I told him that you set me up with your brother.
- Amy: Mateo! Why would you even...
- Mateo: I said don't be mad!
- Amy: Okay, fine, just... go stall Isabel and we'll go talk to Jeff. I can't believe he would stoop this low.
- Mateo: I mean, love makes you do crazy things.
- Amy: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Mateo: I'm trying not to!