- Amy: Wait, isn't Josh the one who threw that big party in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it?
- Mateo: Big mistake. Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you.
- Jonah: One floor, one housekeeper.
- Dina: My advice: don't get lost in the siblings. It's the parents you want to impress if you're gonna inherit all those servants.
- Jonah: Zero. Zero servants.
- Amy: One would've been nice.
- Dina: I know romance, Glenn, okay? I've seen You've Got Mail. 40 minutes of it. I was getting my tires rotated. Point is romance equals spontaneity plus fun.
- Glenn: Mm-hmm.
- Dina: So how about this? Huh? How's this for fun?
- [pulls strand of hair down]
- Glenn: Oh, I love it. You should let it all down.
- Dina: Glenn, we're still at work, not an opium den.
- Glenn: So tell me what's going on.
- [Garrett shrugs]
- Glenn: Oh, okay. Well... And Sandra, you'd better confess because I already asked Garrett, and he sold you down the river.
- Sandra: When? We've been together the entire time.
- Glenn: Hmm?
- Garrett: Yeah, Glenn. If you wanna play us against each other, you have to separate us first.
- Glenn: Sandra, could I see you outside or a minute?
- Sandra: I don't think so, Glenn.
- Glenn: Garrett, could I see...
- Garrett: Come on, man.