- Olive Snook: Why'd you bring him here when you said you wouldn't?
- Emerson Cod: I need pie boy's special skill set, and pie girl comes with pie boy.
- Olive Snook: Why isn't pie girl minding The Pie Hole?
- Emerson Cod: Because she'd rather be minding his.
- Ned: Did you know Chuck hired a genealogy service to put branches on her family stump? Not because she could expose herself - she dodged that with a hooker wig. It's because she's throwing her heart into it willy-nilly. What's so great about the past? It's past.
- Emerson Cod: Correction: what's so great about your past? From what you tell me - nothing. That's why you don't want to delve.