- Nostalgia Critic: As if that motivation wasn't weak enough, we finally get the Grinch's backstory, which... Why do we need? Every version says his hatred of Christmas is a mystery, but only one version actually leaves it a mystery!
- Nostalgia Critic: We're introduced to the Grinch, played by Benedict Cumberbatch... Cool Sherlock-Smaug British accent or weird Chris O'Dowd-"House" American accent?
- Grinch: [American accent] Where's my personal reserve of moose juice? And goose juice? My emergency stash of Who-Hash?
- Nostalgia Critic: "House", it is.