- Lucifer Morningstar: What is that sound?
- Linda Martin: Oh. My boobs. I'm pumping. Wearable breast pumps. Best invention since the epidural.
- Linda Martin: Don't you miss cocktails, grown-ups, actual conversation? Cocktails?
- Amenadiel: I was just drinking with Maze, so I've had enough booze for the next several months.
- Ella Lopez: El Espinoza called in sick, I'm afraid.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, did he look in the mirror again? I told him not to do that.
- Ella Lopez: [talking about sexting] That is some strong emoji game, there. Although it's really making me crave my mom's eggplant tacos.
- Chloe Decker: Well, I thought that maybe this could be our new normal. If you like.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What, you work and I drink? What's not to like about that?
- Chloe Decker: It's not like I don't want to have sex with you, because I really, really do, but... putting this kind of agenda on it, it just sucks all the fun out of it.
- [Lucifer opens his mouth]
- Chloe Decker: Yeah, and please do not make a pun right now
- Linda Martin: The fact that he came to this emotionally mature insight on his own... Impressive. Shows a sign that he's grown.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Bully for me. Now can we jump to the part where you teach the detective how to, you know, return my mojo?
- Linda Martin: Yeah... Scratch emotional maturity.
- Ella Lopez: Glitter's just an occupational hazard for Madison.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, she was a stripper.
- Ella Lopez: No, elementary school teacher.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Detective would you like to use your newly acquired charms on this lovely chap?
- Chloe Decker: Well, yes, I would. I just don't want to rub salt in your wound.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, obviously I'd love you to rub something else, but we're learning to share, aren't we?
- Ella Lopez: Same injection mark, same binding technique, same cause of death.
- Chloe Decker: And no B&E
- Lucifer Morningstar: Feels like a Hell loop.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Do you think it's possible I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?
- [Linda tries to mojo him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: No. Nada. Totally limp. Well, that's several million bullets dodged.
- Linda Martin: How is Maze? I know she's been going through a lot.
- Amenadiel: She, um... She picked a fight with me for no reason. And she kissed me. We almost had sex... I think.
- Linda Martin: You what?
- Amenadiel: You know Maze. She thought she needed to fight.
- Linda Martin: Or a different F-word.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Star Trek? Please, Miss Lopez knows more about that stuff than you ever could.
- Ella Lopez: [SPEAKING KLINGON]
- Lucifer Morningstar: See? She even speaks Chewbacca.
- Chloe Decker: Lucifer, we just got together. You're already finding things to freak out about.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not finding anything, Detective. All I've done is lose stuff.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Look, it's happening already. Our mojo's working on him.
- Chloe Decker: Aw, you called it "our" mojo.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hello, Wyrzbeski. Tell me, apart from a more pronounceable name, what do you desire?
- Wyrzbeski: Is this about Secret Santa? 'Cause you're not supposed to ask people what they want. That gives it away.
- Chloe Decker: I've been thinking, and Linda does have a point. Feeling powerless is no joke. I'm so used to dismissing your crazy antics that I haven't been taking you...
- [Notices holster]
- Chloe Decker: Seriously? A gun?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I like to call it "our" gun.
- Linda Martin: Lucifer, that's what being in a relationship is, sharing without losing yourself in the process.
- Chloe Decker: The killer inserted a knife into her throat, made two very precise cuts, slashing her vocal cords.
- Chloe Decker: Sounds like someone went to a lot of trouble to make a point.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I smell an annoyed neighbor who's tired of her singing.