- [Kite Man brings Ivy back to her hideout, then jumps into her bed]
- Poison Ivy: I'm gonna need you to put your clothes back on, because this was not a date.
- Kite Man: Excuse me? If this wasn't a date, why'd you bring me back to your place?
- Poison Ivy: For the antidote!
- Kite Man: Oh! I thought that was just a line.
- Poison Ivy: Why would I use a line on you?
- Kite Man: I don't know! I mean, why would you even have me come? I mean, a cab would have been faster! You know, I know it, we all know it...
- Poison Ivy: Jesus! Get dressed!
- Poison Ivy: [flying with Kite Man] You know, it IS kind of cool seeing the Park from the sky. I mean, when you're not talking and we're just soaring majestically, you're not so bad.
- Kite Man: [sotto voice] Hell yeah.
- Harley Quinn: I got Two-Face!
- Poison Ivy: I got Scarecrow!
- Kite Man: [he's got Bane] I, uh... oh dear God.
- The Joker: Oh my God, I'll kill Harley myself!
- [aims his gun at Harley, Ivy steps in front of her]
- The Joker: Ivy, if you could just, you know, move over, so I could just kill your friend.
- Poison Ivy: Absolutely, over my dead body!
- Mrs. Cobblepot: Don't forget your party favors!
- [gives Harley and Ivy bags of cash]
- Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy: Thank you, Mrs Cobblepot!
- Mrs. Cobblepot: Awww, such sweet girls.
- Kite Man: Sometimes I fly just to have a quiet place to think, you know, just really let my thoughts just run wild.
- Poison Ivy: Thoughts? Plural?