Greek (TV Series)

Highway to the Discomfort Zone (2008)

Paul James: Calvin Owens

Quotes 

• Calvin : What is she doing with him? She must like guys with personality.

  Dale : I don't know. He doesn't look that hideous to me.

  Calvin : Oh! So you find him attractive?

  Dale : Well, his got good bone structure.

  Calvin : Wait! It all makes sense!

  Dale : What?

  Calvin : Oh, Dale. Have you ever thought that the reason you're trying to turn me straight is because, deep down inside, you might be gay?

  Dale : That's ridiculous...

  Calvin : Just look at the evidence: you don't have sex with women, you like to knit, you appreciate the male form... and I've seen you run, it's a little bit squishy.

  Dale : I don't like what you're implying!