Eric and Ernie get dressed in the dark and so start the show wearing the wrong pants. Eric uses the opportunity to practise his French. Nina is introduced and Ernie wants to accompany her singing "Banana Boat Song". Ernie's playing the sticks and Eric should be playing the maracas and tambourine. Nina then sings "The Windmills of Your Mind". Eric tries to buy a pair of binoculars with Ernie the shop assistant. Eric decides to take up ventriloquism with a rather unusual dummy.
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